Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Total BullShit Facts 9/23

Bob & Doug McKenzie’s name is on the Stanley Cup.

Great writers rarely repeat themselves.

Twice during his presidency, Bill Clinton claimed to see the ghost of Mary Todd Lincoln.

When you buy soap and you see it’s 99.9 percent pure, ever wonder what the remaining .1 is? Ground boars’ eyes.

For a very brief period of time in 1949, Indiana was legally recognized as East Indiana and West Indiana.

Your friends think you’re very funny.

Tunisia leads the world in basil production.

The federal government plans to discontinue production of the penny in 2013.

One potato equals one can of Pringles.

Glue doesn’t stick to horses.

All cats are born with blue eyes, but the color changes in the first three weeks.

Good writers rarely repeat themselves.

Under extreme duress, the human bladder can swell to the size of a small cantaloupe before bursting.

In Victorian times, there actually used to be an ‘i’ in ‘team’.

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