Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Bullshit Facts 8/5/9

Used prudently, a year’s supply of Turtle Wax can easily last 3 years.

The nail on your middle toe grows the fastest of any other nail on your foot or hand.

The active ingredient in penicillin is also the active ingredient in vinegar.

Urine is blue in space.

Last week, over 70,000 people visited Kevolution Theory.

After the initial contact, you will never see, hear from or get another email from 96% of your Facebook friends.

Nostradamus predicted 9 natural wonders.

The further west you go, the more potassium in the ground water.

Sarah Palin’s IQ rivals that of Steven Hawking.

Drawings of an ‘iPod like’ device were found in caves dating back to the Paleolithic era.

In the early 20’s, the FDA momentarily approved of cocaine as a healthy drug.

Carrottop is on the FBI’s watch list.

Outside of a few handful of decaying scientific practices, there is no real world application for trigonometry.

The Axe fragrance line is for straight men.

In a fight between Batman, Ironman and Aquaman, Aquaman would win, and look damn good doing so.

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