This
Shit
Again
Kevolution Theory started during a rather long bout of unemployment. So ya
wanna guess, why after almost 6 years to the day, I dug out the keys?
This
Shit
Again
As I do the math-which I still suck at, BTW- I was employed
at my last post. For over 7 years. Then 10 or so months of unemployment -which
will now be universally shortened to UE (yes, even though I am out of work, my
time is far too valuable to type out extra letters), 11 months of a totally ‘meh’
job, and here we are.
This
Shit
Again
While there is certainly a lot to catch up on, let’s start
at the present. While in a MeetUp this morning with zero participation, I did
what most UE losers do; hit the ol’ Google machine for ideas. I searched for:
GD. Google, you do listen because I was totally searching
for “jobs for people who hate people.” (Hate working would have been my #2) The
good news is the Net doesn’t disappoint and lead me to a bazillion articles.
And almost all of them mention “writer.” Hey I did that! For a long time! For
myself, as well as other sites! And never made a dime! Guys, it’s almost like
the universe said, “Kev, this is your sign! You now have all this time to write
hysterical posts no one will read!” But at least I’ll have something to show
for all this time, right? Right?
And for the record, I have previously written about my lack of writing before. And true enough, a lot of that still holds true as well. You can go down that rabbit hole with part 1 here and part 2 here.
So, yea, c’mon back in. Great to see everyone! Yes, yes, it’s
funny we all still look the same; definitely not fatter, grayer, tired, older.
(People still lie on the Internet, right? I’m pretty sure because my latest AI
constructed resume contains more lies than any current Presidential press
conference.)
There’s lots to talk about, and I will do my best to make it all funny, with healthy doses of honesty, reality and the brilliant insight you won’t get anywhere else. Topics you can expect me to dole wisdom about; UE, getting older, dogs, boobs, music, sarcasm, life advice, hockey and maybe various other sportsballs, occasionally politics, lucha libre, men and women, boobs again, introvertness (yes, I made that up, I’m already at peak creative), beach, quantum physics, holidays, mild undiagnosed depression, common sense, cheap plugs for my eBay store, a detailed look at the early 20th century Cubist movement, mental/physical health, horror movies & current events (yes, I put those 2 together because it’s getting harder to tell the difference) pop culture, avoidance-and just about anything else that will keep my mind off my current predicament.
So, yup, KT is back. I imagine this is the Internet's reaction:
And, yes, the f word. Lots and lots of f words.
I give this 5 posts or less.
