My 25 Better Names Than Las Vegas Golden Knights

Jesus Christ, the Golden Knights? Really? Vegas finally get s pro team-and this si the best they can do? Like it's not already enough that Bettman has decided to get rid of the situation that created the best story in sports this year. Now we're saddled with another horrible team name. Have we not learned lessons from the Columbus Blue Jackets? How does that name get through marketing in the 2000s? Probably the same way the XXX gets through.

But I am not the type to bitch about the problem without offering a few solutions. So, here are my far better names for the new NHL Las Vegas expansion team.

Las Vegas Bone Rollers (rolling dice is often called Roll The Bones
Las Vegas High Rollers
Las Vegas Rollers
Las Vegas Bay City Rollers
Las Vegas Strip
LV Strippers
LV Conventioneeers
LV "Yes, I'm Really Singles"
LV Luck
LV Pit Bosses
LV Mafia
LV Late Knights
LV Champones

LV Quebec Nordiques (let's just cut to the chase here)

Vegas Vice

LV Rat Pack

LV Blackouts

Nevada Pierre McGuire Sucks Donkey Balls

Vegas Transients

LV Dealers

The LV Wolfgang Pucks

LV Wolf Pack (seriously, how cool would that be?)

Nevada No Necks

Nevada Knuckles

LV Bucket of Deplorables

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