As most good writers (I guess) I came up with a bunch of jokes, ideas, concepts, etc. that I just didn't have time to flesh out. Blame many things; the hustle and bustle, needy constituents, family get togethers, travelling, black outs, I mean, there's plenty of blame to spread around here, so let's not with the pointing of fingers, eh?
So consider this my late Xmas gift to you. Yes, this is admittedly a half ass post. But two things, here, sport. 1) Even my half ass posts are better than most others' "full ass" posts and 2) WHAT THE FUCK PRESENT DID YOU GET ME?!?? Exactly, so read on you soulless bastards.
Even if the government is shut down on Christmas Eve, you know who' still gonna be working? The mailmen/women. You're GR right, that's their big day.
So, as I click past the 17 channels that are showing holiday movies 24/7, I can't help but look at some of the lead actresses and think, "Ya know what? I probably would."
You know what I would like to give the world for Xmas? And excuse me, if this a bit of a #VoteForKev2020 post, but I would like to make mandatory that ALL cars come with turn signals. I've been doing a lot of travelling lately, and it seems the closer the Holidays get, the worse the driving gets.I mean, if you're gonna cut through 3 lanes of traffic to barely sneak into that exit that was CLEARLY marked for the last 3 miles, at least use the GD turn signal.
What, what's that? Turn signals are already in ALL the cars!?!?
Well, fffuuuucccckkkk me. So why aren't you assholes using them? C'mon man, a little common courtesy in this holiest of made up holidays.
Here's a pretty cool Xmas medley that is KT approved
And the best new album of new Xmas music as well. JD McPherson
Random Thought; If I wanted to have a rainbow party during the holidays, could I get away calling it a candy cane party?
Asking for someone who already sent out the Evite.
Anyone else finding themselves missing the excitement that was the Bell Helicopter Bowl?
Question for the fellas; is the girl in the GMC red/black commercial growing on you as well? She has a very breathy, porny "Yea?" at the 7 second mark
If you're one of the 5,000 people Chevy just laid off, how steamed are you at Chevy Family commercials?
Where can I get some goddamned figgy pudding? These dang kids won't go until they get some.
They won't go until they get some.
They won't go until they get some. (C'mon, you know you were already singing that in your head.)
Bowl season the the male equivalent of Hallmark movies.
Is there any Star Wars character Disney hasn't put a Santa hat on yet?
I'm not gonna miss all these freaking Jared commercials. Fellas, can I get a high five here?
I drink my Ovaltine.
I hope you can all come see my Christmas band play this weekend. Our name is Sleigher. (And, yes, I used that joke on FB, but it's just that dang good, I can use it again.)
Topic for debate; when being gifted underwear, do you wear them right out of the box or wash them? I know what I do, but what would you do? Thoughts?
Knock it off with all the Elf memes about Christmas being 364 days away already.
So consider this my late Xmas gift to you. Yes, this is admittedly a half ass post. But two things, here, sport. 1) Even my half ass posts are better than most others' "full ass" posts and 2) WHAT THE FUCK PRESENT DID YOU GET ME?!?? Exactly, so read on you soulless bastards.
Even if the government is shut down on Christmas Eve, you know who' still gonna be working? The mailmen/women. You're GR right, that's their big day.
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You know what I would like to give the world for Xmas? And excuse me, if this a bit of a #VoteForKev2020 post, but I would like to make mandatory that ALL cars come with turn signals. I've been doing a lot of travelling lately, and it seems the closer the Holidays get, the worse the driving gets.I mean, if you're gonna cut through 3 lanes of traffic to barely sneak into that exit that was CLEARLY marked for the last 3 miles, at least use the GD turn signal.
What, what's that? Turn signals are already in ALL the cars!?!?
Well, fffuuuucccckkkk me. So why aren't you assholes using them? C'mon man, a little common courtesy in this holiest of made up holidays.
Here's a pretty cool Xmas medley that is KT approved
And the best new album of new Xmas music as well. JD McPherson
Random Thought; If I wanted to have a rainbow party during the holidays, could I get away calling it a candy cane party?
Asking for someone who already sent out the Evite.
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Anyone else finding themselves missing the excitement that was the Bell Helicopter Bowl?
Question for the fellas; is the girl in the GMC red/black commercial growing on you as well? She has a very breathy, porny "Yea?" at the 7 second mark
If you're one of the 5,000 people Chevy just laid off, how steamed are you at Chevy Family commercials?
Where can I get some goddamned figgy pudding? These dang kids won't go until they get some.
They won't go until they get some.
They won't go until they get some. (C'mon, you know you were already singing that in your head.)
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Bowl season the the male equivalent of Hallmark movies.
Is there any Star Wars character Disney hasn't put a Santa hat on yet?
I'm not gonna miss all these freaking Jared commercials. Fellas, can I get a high five here?
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I drink my Ovaltine.
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I hope you can all come see my Christmas band play this weekend. Our name is Sleigher. (And, yes, I used that joke on FB, but it's just that dang good, I can use it again.)
Topic for debate; when being gifted underwear, do you wear them right out of the box or wash them? I know what I do, but what would you do? Thoughts?
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